Today in wildly inappropriate games for children...

I feel like this might be an interesting way to start a LONG and very nasty evening of Risk...  "THE WORLD IS MINE!!!!"

Ticket To Ride FAIL...

Last night I played the Big Game of the original Ticket To Ride with two new people and my partner.  I ended the game with 4 major east coast-west coast tickets.  Unfortunately in 5 turns, I was never able to get a blue card or a locomotive to connect Santa Fe to Oklahoma City.  My final score: -3.  Ugh.