....Robert Cannon!!! Looks like he's receiving a new copy of Crappy Birthday! (Sorry all that the draw took so long - my life has been on fast-forward for the last month.)
The worst gift Robert received was what he states to be a truly awful trivia board game, The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Game. Sounds thrilling. Some of the other crappy birthday gifts sent in included Reese's Peanut Butter Cups to someone who is deathly allergic, Dallas Cowboys Monopoly (oh my god, kill me), and a particularly obscene homemade statue whose picture I won't post here combining an elf and the baby Jesus (thanks, Maurizio, for that little gem).
Thanks to the ever-useful random.org for choosing a winner once again.